Eastenderz FC Complete Signing of Saaqib as Zed Plays Key Role in Deal

Eastenderz FC have completed the signing of midfielder Saaqib, with manager Mo Haji finalising a move that was strongly influenced by fellow Bangladeshi midfielder Zed.

Khaalid Celebrates £500 Million-a-Year Eastenderz Deal in Style

Eastenderz FC star Khaalid marked a staggering £500 million-per-year contract by arriving outside Ilford Station in a Rolls-Royce Corniche, flashing cash and sporting a sky-blue beard after exploding into August form.

Mo Ibz Collects July Golden Boot After Sensational Month

Mo Ibz has collected the Eastenderz FC Golden Boot for July 2026 after scoring 62 goals in 81 appearances — while an open investigation into alleged performance-enhancing substances continues.

Zed Survives Ruthless BBC Quiz-Show Question After Being Asked to Name Eastenderz FC’s Dressing-Room MVP

Eastenderz FC midfielder Zed faced a carefully constructed trap on a BBC quiz show when asked to name the dressing-room MVP from Bidi, Lim, Marly and Mo Ibz — and refused to start a civil war.

Mo Haji and Mo Ibz Caught Red-Handed in Ilford Lane Fast-Food Raid

Mo Haji’s strict weight-loss programme has been thrown into immediate doubt after he and Mo Ibz were photographed leaving Lakers on Ilford Lane carrying enough takeaway bags to feed the entire Eastenderz dressing room.

Mo Ibz Faces Anti-Doping Calls After Extraordinary July Form

Ibanaham and Khaalid demand answers as midfielder sweeps the monthly awards and posts numbers that have left the Eastenderz dressing room stunned.